The site’s privacy policy goes here once legal is done with it.
…the short version is we won’t use your email for anything you don’t want us to, and we keep track of our site visitors as a group so we know what most people find interesting, helpful, and areas that could use improvement.

The site’s terms of use go here too.
…the short version is that we don’t do anything too fancy. Just try and provide easy access to know how to reach us and useful information for our visitors. Hanging out on this site all day, every day, still wouldn’t make you a doctor, nor replace visiting one of ours. We think it’s useful mind you; but it’s not meant to replace us.

Oh, and don’t do anything to violate our copyrights or otherwise accost our server or bother our other visitors or legal will have words for you.

Thanks for visiting, and we hope that if you saw this stand-in text you found it more enjoyable and useful than most sites “real” text.